Set in the trendy Hoxton Square area nestled between several big name graphic design studios I’m sure you can already picture the clientele of Hoxton Bar and Kitchen. Enter only if you have a decent amount of money or at least the style to blag it because you will be mixing with social bourgeois that walk the walk and talk the talk like a Genesis song on acid – betraying the slightly down market name of the gaff.
Inside the place is surprisingly large and very very dark, with a long slightly intimidating bar. Worth checking out if you want to impress or somewhere different from your usual but you’ll probably quickly get bored of the presumptuous punters and pretentious aspirations of the place. You could find better and more fun pubs in London though.
Image: Hoxton Bar and Kitchen